fishingboatproceeds:

itseasytoremember:

IS THAT JOHN GREEN?

Yes.

(Source: mgustave)

hilarious fall fails!!!

shitinq:

These people know how to make falling down funny.

IS IT WRONG TOO LAUGH THIS MUCH OMG!?!?!!!!!

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(Source: gnarly)

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy)

fecloras:

when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class

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takohai:

mishion-possible:

lamdiel:

I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.

Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.

????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??


ruinedchildhood:

She warned him.