hecallsmepineappleprincess:

I died laughing for 8 million years

(Source: hellyeahphineasandferb)

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

agronsbutt:

morbutts:

canklequeen:

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%


queen-juvia:

this is my favorite thing of the day

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

nothingbutflawless:

I’m jealous of girls that are super gorgeous. The ones that everyone always wants to be around, the friend everyone wants to have. The one that everyone looks at and thinks “damn she’s beautiful.” The ones that have a naturally cute laugh, a perfect smile, the ones with cute clothes and that look perfect all the time.

clannyphantom:

"free shipping"

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"…on orders over $100"

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tsartorial:

first things first i’m image

city-glow-after-dark:

mahlarchuck:

atlasnerd:

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

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Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"


(Source: fyeahmovieclub)

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

….

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Anonymous asked:
Wait what does ur face look like omg

cyberho:

like this: 



stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)